Less than 24 hours to the surprise party for DJ. No, she doesn’t know about this site. At this point, no one, other than me, does. 
We have a ‘couples’ yoga class tomorrow from 13:00 to 16:00. When we get home, there will be approximately 20 people in the house to yell “Surprise!” and scare the, umm, crap out of her.
Did I mention that I’m a little shit.
